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dowsing rod 

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.
I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!
dowsing rod by Starchylde June 23, 2016
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Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

Downy Oshun 

n. In Baltimoron, this refers to Ocean City, MD, and would be literally translated as "down to the ocean." Ocean City, MD is a very popular vacation destination, and a source of much regional culture. For example, 19th Street is named "Johnny Unitas Way," honoring the great Baltimore Colts quarterback of the 1960s and 1970s, who wore the number 19.
Doen'cha knoe, hon, we wint downy oshun, but't took frevr t'git uvr dat dang Baybrij!

Translation: My friend of the opposite sex, we traveled to Ocean City, MD, but it took an exasperatingly inordinate amount of time to cross the Chesapeake Bay using the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.

Note: Traffic for the Chesapeake Bay Bridge can be backed up for 15 miles on summer weekends.
Downy Oshun by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.
Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

The Dowey Sandwich 

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.
The Dowey Sandwich by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010
Unfashionable or old fashioned clothes. Can be used to describe a person or other objects.
Look how dowdy that cunts clothes are!
Fuck me Grandma, you're so damn dowdy.
dowdy by smartfella69 December 31, 2016