A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.
God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.
by el3nch November 1, 2006
Get the doughnut munchermug.