douchzle 

a combination of the words douche and nozzle to describe the ultimate obnoxious, delusional fool.

Michael Moore is a fatass douchzle.

douchzle by legally brunette April 2, 2008

Douchlexic 

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.

Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.

Douchlexic by joeypaisano June 12, 2011

Douchelet 

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

Douchelet by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

douchelectual 

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.

moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.

douchelectual by t rex esquire March 4, 2010

douchle 

Someone who is a total dumbass

"Derick is such a douchle"

douchle by B January 6, 2005

Doucheless 

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

Doucheless by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

douchelete 

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

douchelete by aakasd420 October 5, 2010