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double pat 

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?
double pat by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009
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backwards double patrick 

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.
After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

Double Path Logic 

It is only possible for one logical path to exist in a maze, forcing the second path to be rendered unusable.
There are 2 paths but one is wrong because of Double Path Logic!
Double Path Logic by bytegig January 20, 2020

Double Path Logic 

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.
There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.
Double Path Logic by bytegig January 20, 2020

Double Path Logic 

Occam's Razer

If there is only a single path through a maze, there can not be branching paths.

Originates from the Corridor of Time community project of Destiny 2 Lasting from 1/14/20 -(TBD) by the group of Dead end checkers and Brute force pathing of the maze.

could be considered a spin off the religion of the "Sword Logic" of the Hive.
AmazingBrick- "hmmm.:
Shuri- "Double Path Logic!"
Domo- "Double Path Logic!"
nntb-"It's impossible, double path logic"
AmazingBrick- "oh shit"
Metamorphyse - "silence"
Double Path Logic by Domo4448 January 20, 2020

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

Double Mint Patty 

The act of mutually completing a peppermint patty between two consenting adults (sexual preference does not matter) in the form of simultaneous cunnilingus or "69"ing. This is done with both parties eating junior mints or peppermint pattys before engaging in the act.
Todd: Chris, you won't believe my weekend. First i went shopping, did some gardening, and then that girl from the city and i did a double mint patty for desert! My dick feels minty!
Chris: Dude, Awesome!