Dorke Phresh
Dorky but in a cool way
Dorke Phresh by AlyAhna October 11, 2008
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Dorke Phresh is a krew for those people that dont stick with a clique. Its for the kids at heart. The hyper, funny, childish, immature, goofy, and random teens of America. Its made to Reminisce on the good times. The times of Hey Arnold, and Doug. The days where we would dress ourselves in the craziest clothes and not care because they looked awesome to us! Dorke Phresh means, to be dorky, but be fresh with it. Say the new slang, but mix up a bit till appeals to you! To be dorke phresh is to be out-going and open minded. Come out from hiding behind the words of the clique's dos and don'ts, and let your true beautiful colors shine =]
Go ahead and jump on your bed! Feel free to roll down a hill. Who says you cant be a kid forever! Life may move on, and we all have to grow up, but we can always have our child-like mentality. Wear your mitch match socks. Dance like no one is looking. Sing a lame song out loud. The Dorke Phresh dont fix it, we flaunt it. (enless it really needs to be fixed lol) We accept you no matter what your rumor says about. No matter what mistakes you've made in the past. The point of Dorke Phresh is to keep youth alive! So dont be afraid to be plain Dorke you, but dont forget to be Phresh whith it! =]]
Go ahead and jump on your bed! Feel free to roll down a hill. Who says you cant be a kid forever! Life may move on, and we all have to grow up, but we can always have our child-like mentality. Wear your mitch match socks. Dance like no one is looking. Sing a lame song out loud. The Dorke Phresh dont fix it, we flaunt it. (enless it really needs to be fixed lol) We accept you no matter what your rumor says about. No matter what mistakes you've made in the past. The point of Dorke Phresh is to keep youth alive! So dont be afraid to be plain Dorke you, but dont forget to be Phresh whith it! =]]
Dorke Phresh by AhnaPha December 27, 2008
Jurassic Dork
A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
You're such a dork
A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it
You're such a dork by gooeygal December 23, 2017
dork light
an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
dork light by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
Dork Bumps
The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
Dork Bumps by blunas December 20, 2010
dorky girl
A Nice girl, who doesn't hang out with the cool girls and maybe have more boy friends, she loves Sci-Fi, Superheroes and Video Games. Maybe also books and computers. She can be a bit shy, but is mostly really nice.
The quiet girl in the back of the class, who secretly goes home and plays Skyrim, but is to shy to tell anyone. That's a dorky girl!
dorky girl by Sirvaja November 16, 2013