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When someone's processor chip on their computer might as well be a dorito.
Wtf is taking this guy so long to load?

-Must have a dorito.
Dorito by Pizard May 4, 2011
1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.

Also possibly the best snack in the world!

2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
1) WOW! these doritos are delicious!

2)Shut up Tom! your a dorito!
dorito by Curt Parr December 26, 2008
Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.
"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"
Dorito by emerson parker October 26, 2016
A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.
"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."
Dorito by bearcats915 October 18, 2011
The mighty dorito god, who holds all the dead MLG memes and keeps them alive for moments on end. Is used for needed daily intake of MLG.
Dorito by Edgy child December 8, 2017
A Wankel engine, also known as a rotary engine, is a type of internal combustion engine that is frequently associated with Mazda's RX line of vehicles. It operates on a unique rotary design, utilizing a triangular rotor that rotates within a housing, rather than the conventional piston-cylinder arrangement found in most engines. This engine is well known for revving at high RPMs, having terrible fuel economy, and spontaneously blowing up.
Dorito by piguydev July 25, 2023