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Dorito is a f boy. A player,
a savage if you must. All he wants is booty, booty, booty. He has a 6 pack and his perfectly toned body looks like it should be owned by a 20 year old. He's hot af and any girl would love to have him. He tries to be black but still can't change the fact that he's a little rich white kid. Why is his name Dorito you ask? Well his real name is Will Ronza me and my friends just call him that :/
Girl 1: AGH WILL RONZA IS SO HOT LIKE WIFE ME UPPP!!

Girl 2: Gurl, "Dorito" .. I mean Will a f boy, let it go.
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by MckennaMalley November 21, 2016
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The main staple of a nigger's diet.
Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.
I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.
by Sam June 01, 2005
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A bunker used in the sport of paintball manufacturered by SupAir that is shaped like a 3d Dorito. It's similar to a pyrimid having all edges being the same dimension and the base also a triangle.
Teammate: He's at the dorito
Teammaterer: *shoots*
by 4zn_balla October 08, 2005
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1.) Snack chip, known well for it's 'dippability' and 'crunchiness.' Well known by users of marijuana.
by Manawski March 06, 2003
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Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.

Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.

There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.
by Dr Suffering October 08, 2014
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A rotary engine, so named because the rotors are triangular, which is the same shape as the Dorito chips.
"That dorito makes 700 horsepower."
by Zen Master Vex November 25, 2002
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A cheesy chip that is possible to get stuck in your ribs.
Sexyboi: "Owww. My dorito hurrrrtsss"
Amanda: "Hahaha. Go suck a cock bitch."
by Sexy pants the third March 30, 2008
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