Doom Stopper 

Doom Stopper is an alter ego used by all time arch villan Ilan Gmach. Doom Stopper was know to chronically masturbate while referring to himself in the third person. Doom Stopper mainly terrorized Sante Fe, New Mexico in the late 1920s, after a while he was quickly captured by the local police force. Doom Stopper tragically died in his cell after fifty years.

Wow, that guy's right arm is so much more muscular then his left. I bet he calls himself doom stopper.

Doom Stopper by TiredEle5 May 20, 2012

Doorstopper 

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.

My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.

Doorstopper by Ubeenbamboozledson March 9, 2022

Albanian Doorstopper 

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

Albanian Doorstopper by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

American Doorstopper

A vulgar slang term used to describe when a male needs to defecate, but their morning wood makes their phallus too large to fit under the lid to use the toilet properly.

"I needed to use the toilet this morning, but an American Doorstopper prevented me."

American Doorstopper by GWeasel77 November 20, 2025