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slang for a person who received a DUI recently
French is NOT driving, he's a dooey
dooey by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007
To act in a strange and unhealthy manner around girls you have just met/have only known for a short period of time, also referrs to an excess of male selfies/creepyness via social networking

Including, but not limited to;

Declaring undying love for a girl only recently met

Hiding outside girls houses in the dark to watch what they're doing

Taking an excessive number of selfies whilst staring through the camera into the very soul of the observer

Being friends on Facebook with every girl in a 15 mile radius

Prowling the streets until the early hours in an incospicuous vehicle
Anthony's only known her for 7 hours and they're already talking about marriage, he's such a dooey!

Bryan isn't coming out because he's too busy taking selfies, what a dooey thing to do!

Dad there's a dooey in the bushes, he's just watching us

Ooh girl when he looks at you his eyes penetrate your very soul, he's so dooey
Dooey by CavNorris October 8, 2013
excrement

juvenile word similar to poop/doo-doo/doody etc
the enema made me do a big dooey
dooey by su france June 27, 2005
The one toy in poppy playtime that was emotionally difficult, which seemed to have a dark force inside of him as his a self withered every day. After the safe haven implodes and all his friends die, the dark force wins and he becomes an abomination with pain still. Not like yarnaby and the others, who have only primal rage.
Poor dooey. Just wanted friends.
Dooey by MirakatFursona February 18, 2025

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

hop blop dooey 

crucialness beyond all recognition, meaning even more crucial than being pushmooligan. I mean, if you're only pushmooligan instead of hop blop dooey, you're really just floshmoopy in which case I highly recommend that you take your own life.
In his closing arguments, Senator McRuffless addressed the court, saying, "We should fully support this bill, for it will make the future hop blop dooey for all generations to come."
hop blop dooey by kleptobum April 12, 2004