Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.

Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak

Donkey Dick by ColdMike October 9, 2012

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Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

Donkey Dick by wt57 July 25, 2017

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donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

donkey dick by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

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Donkey Dick

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.

AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*

Donkey Dick by Jp331 March 19, 2021