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Can b used instead of a cuss word (on the off chance that there are like 1 or 2 other people in the world who want 2 b polite)
Guy with a crumby computer: C'mon, work u piece of donc!
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An acronym pronounced like "honk." It refers to a "Dick," "Dumb-ass," "Douche," (or other "D" word) ON a Cell-phone. Most often applied to a person who is so busy talking on the cell phone that they drive like an idiot, eg: drive ten miles under the speed limit, don't use their mirrors, don't signal, etc. It can also be applied to a cell user in other circumstances like a movie theater, elevator, or other inappropriate/annoying places.
"Man, that donc just cut me off!"

"I wish that donc would hang up and drive!"

"If that donc doesn't hang up when the movie starts, I'm going to throw my show at him!"
by jwebert November 27, 2007
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When someone is being idiotic or has done something silly
For example : "why you so donc posting that disgusting picture on snapchat"
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