don't eat the big white mint 

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

don't eat the big white mint by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006

Don't eat ass in the halls 

The #1 rule in schools

Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

Don't eat ass in the halls by SRD65 January 29, 2022

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday 

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown

You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday by Pooptoppertuesday August 25, 2021

don't eat that shit 

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something

Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)

don't eat that shit by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 3, 2022

don't eat the big white mint 

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

don't eat the big white mint by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Don't eat my fries. 

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

Don't eat my fries. by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

don’t eat yellow snow 

harry styles said it in an interview and all of the other members of one direction were very confuzzled

and don’t eat yellow snow

don’t eat yellow snow by tamara.tpwk December 14, 2021