29 definitions by captain poopypants

Top Definition
An affectionate name for a colleague, friend, or loved one.
Whats up Meho? Later meho.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
A statement that expresses concern over potentially violent patrons at at club. Usually followed by, "got it".
Right boot. Got it.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.
Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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