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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Angles and Dangles 

A series of maneuvers which a submarine crew exercises to prove their readiness for sea. The intent is to verify proper stowage of all items. Shortly after deployment, once a submarine has reached deep water, this exercise is performed and the sub repeatedly dives and rises at increasingly steeper angles. If an item is improperly stowed it will shift (or dangle) and generate noise. Since silence is of utmost importance during a submarine's mission these maneuvers are often performed during inspections to show high ranking officers that the crew has the appropriate concern for the Ship's mission. On rare occasions these maneuvers are performed for spectators (or riders), and in this case they serve a dual purpose; still proving a ships readiness for sea, but also demonstrating the capabilities of these magnificent warships.
Pot and pans, in the ship's galley, could be heard clanking by sonar during angles and dangles, indicating that the cooks were not properly prepared for a silent mission.
Angles and Dangles by Paul Riggs October 15, 2003

Bojangles 

A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.

It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
Check out the Bojangles on that guy!

One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.
Bojangles by Timmy T28 January 19, 2009

Djungleskog 

A being sent by god himself sold in your IKEA for just $25

Djungleskog is but not only a friend but a passionate lover
I have obatianed Djungleskog
Djungleskog by Max Or Something November 25, 2020

Rusty Dangles 

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.
Rusty Dangles by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010

Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.
dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.
Dirty Dangles by candykong February 18, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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