doink and broom Share definition Flag To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail. Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her. doink and broom by Smitty3 September 8, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the doink and broom mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch