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dog dirt 

A slightly posh reference to canine faecal matter. Used by Mums to describe dog shit.
What's that smell, have you trod in dog dirt?

If I could do any job for a day I'd go round and clean up all the dog dirt (a geniune response to a phone in on radio Leicester; 'Describe your ideal job for a day'! Excellent, dripping with post-menopausal outrage... like anyone was stopping her doing it anyway!)
dog dirt by bobt13 February 13, 2010
Some faggot ass nigga who thinks mha is the best thing created in man kind
Look at this monkey dodirty
DoDirty by Cisauxx March 9, 2022

mutton dressed as dog dirt 

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt
An actual fucking goat who has the best takes out there
“Yo dude you are acting like such a dodirty.” “Haha thanks, I’m glad I’m not a_pers3n.staria.”
Dodirty by dodirty > May 3, 2022

Dodirty_ 

A mf who misses every second like its his job
“Hi I’m Dodirty_ I miss a lot and like gay midget porn
Dodirty_ by Dodirty_ Misses September 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026