Top Definition
An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt
by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

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