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In British slang it means a bit deaf.
Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton
by manoz April 21, 2009
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A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.
While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.
by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011
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To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline
The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.
by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004
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She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.
by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010
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Get your hands of my mutton you cretin!
by Pouch April 29, 2004
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by p0rt21 April 30, 2004
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