dog cuss Share definition Flag To berate in a hateful or vicious manner using various and sundry profane words; ie, the manner in which one would cuss out a dog who shit on the carpet. I had to dog cuss that fucker for drinking my Lone Star. dog cuss by D Train April 6, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the dog cuss mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch