Being asked a question that you probably clearly don't know and having the look on your face that basically says 'Does it look like I fucking know what this means'
Hey, do you know what the largely dependant services that new Zealand rely on?

Do I fuck.
by Calummzz July 26, 2016
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a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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This is said by someone that is worried about whether their genitals have a stink to it. Even though they have good hygiene they are insecure about it because either someone has told them there was a smell or they have smelled stinky genitals before.
girl: What's going on? Why did your erection go down? guy: I'm exhausted and gotta get some sleep. girl: Is it me? Do I stink? guy: No. Lets do it in the morning.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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N. Do I have diarrhea? The moment you go to the bathroom thinking you only need to do a #1 but quickly understand this is going to be a saucy #2
I just came back from the restroom at this fine establishment where I had a bad case of do-I-rrhea.
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This is the common phrase used to answer many different questions, it's an obvious yes for general internet users.

Geekz, geeze.
Girl: Have you seen pirates?
Guy: Do I internet?
Girl: Duh.
by callmehcrazeh101 August 22, 2006
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Friend 1:What is the best song on the entire universe.
Friend 2:Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys-Duh..
by toni lupin February 16, 2021
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