to mean that a person is slow and does not understand an obvious statement/joke/fact.
N-dawg doesn't even know how to look up words in the dictionary. He is such a ditto.

N-dawg thinks he can whoop me in wrestling...what a ditto.
by N_Bubba January 08, 2011
What a male says to a female* in response to "I love you".

(*See annoying whore)
Female: "i love youuuu<3(:"
Male: "ditto"
by somerandomnigger September 21, 2010
A Mit. It is the closest human resemblance to the pink and purple pokemon (ditto), with one exception..the copying powers are far greater than the pokemon. To tell the difference simply have him walk up to you and look at yourself and then look at him. if you both are wearing the same clothes he is an authentic Ditto.
"oh shit its a ditto.."
"how do you know?"
"hes wearing the same clothes as you.."
by shalashaska_ocelot March 19, 2009
Ditto-The creater of all things.
ditto is the most powerful being on the planet only compareable to jasons balls. Even the amazing kaids looks at dittos path and falls short to his power.
Wherever a ditto may be found a repetitive techno beat will follow according to the distance of the pink ruler.
The only way to appease the master, is by commiting to joining him in the ditto dance. those who do not, will surely die.
"Omg dude, you should of been here earlier, a ditto came by and crossed path with KAIDS!"

"WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"

"It was amazing! ditto ate kaids, and almost killed him, luckily though kaids is immortal."
by sfl22 March 09, 2009
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