dithering 

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

dithering by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Dithering 

The action of inserting ones genitals into a pvc pipe for sexual pleasure. Generally the PVC pipe has some form of synthetic vagina. Usually consisting of raw meat or Starches.

Hey bill, do you want to hang out tonight? I'm planning on getting some serious dithering in on my old pipe.

Dithering by reeetards May 5, 2018

Dithering 

Cold, wet, windy weather.

It's dithering out there lad, bring yer coat.

Dithering by Shortricci December 2, 2024

Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dithering prat 

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

dithering prat by nourmarie August 5, 2007

dithering frenchman 

any activity undertaken by the french

Dithering Frenchman's defense of the motherland: pick 1

WW 1

WW II

dithering frenchman by gunnet August 29, 2009

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010