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dissappearing panda 

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it
Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.

dissapearedapoofed 

an item that has been lost but never found again....
DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears 

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.
Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

Dissapering wizard 

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.
Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

Dissappearing Act 

When a girl makes a male's whole penis literally dissappear down her throat.
Damn that crazy chick pulled a dissappearing act on me last night.
Dissappearing Act by Too Blowed March 21, 2004

Dissapearing Purple 

Branden: Do you want either gel or dissapearing purple?

Matt: Dissapearing purple? That sounds like a black womans vagina!
Dissapearing Purple by king6 February 22, 2011