dissapear 

Someone trying to spell disappear and failing miserably

Did you really just type dissapear

dissapear by fwibblewop October 29, 2019

dissappearing panda 

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it

Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.

dissappearing panda by Devin H May 4, 2006

dissapearedapoofed 

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

dissapearedapoofed by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

Dissapering wizard 

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

Dissapering wizard by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Dissappearing Act 

When a girl makes a male's whole penis literally dissappear down her throat.

Damn that crazy chick pulled a dissappearing act on me last night.

Dissappearing Act by Too Blowed March 21, 2004

Dissapearing Purple 

A black womans vagina.

Branden: Do you want either gel or dissapearing purple?

Matt: Dissapearing purple? That sounds like a black womans vagina!

Dissapearing Purple by king6 February 22, 2011

disapear 

A way that idiots spell disappear

"Oh noes, my fillet have disapear!" said George

disapear by JeffingHeck December 31, 2011