disregard females (ignore any individual that is born with vaginal genetalia), acquire currency (attempt, by any means, to possess the greatest accumulation of material wealth)
by nztitan October 11, 2011
A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 22, 2009
by ilovesushi July 2, 2014
Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.
A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.
Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.
Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.
Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.
Rob: ...
Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.
Rob: ...
by stocking stuffa August 19, 2011
Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
by Noz Dormuu February 6, 2009
A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.
Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.
Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.
Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.
Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.
Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"
Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.
why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?
all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.
Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?
Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.
Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."
Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.
why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?
all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.
Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?
Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.
Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."
by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009
Useful status message to keep friends away when you seriously need to get shit done. i.e. homework, project, girlfriend. Other version known as: "Disregard Bitches, Get shit Done"
It is almost midnight and Jane still hasn't started her homework. "Man, I need to disregard bitches and get shit done!"
by dkstamberose September 13, 2011