Disregard That I Suck Cocks 

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

Disregard That I Suck Cocks by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Disregard that, I suck cocks 

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

Disregard that, I suck cocks by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016