when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
Guy: "I can't believe you put Chumbawumba on the jukebox at the bar just to torture everyone here!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"