8 definitions by monicaheddneck
When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
The opposite of people pleaser.
Guy: "I can't believe you put Chumbawumba on the jukebox at the bar just to torture everyone here!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.
It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
"The Other" is a key concept in continental philosophy. In it's application, "Homeother" is used as the philosophical antithesis of "Homeboy" or "Homegirl."
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
A channel changer is a person with an exceptional unattractive face.
You take one glimpse and look away immediately.
You take one glimpse and look away immediately.
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
Girl: "We going out tonight? It's gonna be fun!"
Other girl: "Yes! Make sure to wear your slutjustable top!"
Other girl: "Yes! Make sure to wear your slutjustable top!"
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023