dislogic
Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.
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disguicious
When something is both disgusting and delicious. You know it's bad for you...but at the same time it's so. good.
Even thought I can feel that triple-chocolate bacon sundae cake clogging my arteries, I don't regret it...it was disguicious.
disguicious by insizlane October 5, 2009
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dislinguic
(adj.) a term used to describe a person that frequently scrambles meanings of popular lingo. This individual might also tend to get the tenses of these phrases confused.
1. I just hate how Sally is so dislinguic! She always says stuff like, "Twittered about the party!" She needs to realize that the proper word is tweeted. Ugh.
2. Did you hear that when Chris texted his dad a question the other day that he replied, "y" for yes? Wow, that is so dislinguic, he should know that "y" means "why"...not yes!
2. Did you hear that when Chris texted his dad a question the other day that he replied, "y" for yes? Wow, that is so dislinguic, he should know that "y" means "why"...not yes!
dislinguic by ItsMeTopherHere March 30, 2011
Dislogic
A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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