6 definitions by insizlane

Top Definition
When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
#gold #handjob #adultery #ring #midas
by insizlane November 19, 2008
When something is both disgusting and delicious. You know it's bad for you...but at the same time it's so. good.
Even thought I can feel that triple-chocolate bacon sundae cake clogging my arteries, I don't regret it...it was disguicious.
#delicious #disgusting #fattening #gross #yummy #food
by insizlane October 05, 2009
A party cardigan
Lookin good in that sexy pardigan bro.
#cardigan #cardy #party #pardy #noah #man cardigan
by insizlane November 05, 2011
too smelly to fuck.
I was walking home last night and this hobo hit on me. He was actually kinda cute but 2S2F.
#smelly #fuck #too #sex #stinky #gross
by insizlane October 16, 2011
rhymes with cuddle. The last cuddle before a flood hits.
Before that wall of water reaches us, let's floodle one last time.
#cuddle #flood #hug #desperation #sad
by insizlane November 05, 2011
verb. to jizz in one's pants.
that cake looks so good that I just jiped.
#jizz #pants #cum #jism #semen
by insizlane October 16, 2011
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