disconnectivity
disconnectivity by Pat Pinola August 3, 2009
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disconnection anxiety
The anxious feeling you get when you are having trouble connecting your laptop or mobile device to a wireless network.
OMG...I can't connect to the Internet...I don't know what's wrong...I've been offline for the last ten minutes...I've got a bad case of disconnection anxiety!
disconnection anxiety by E J Empire May 3, 2016
disconcerting
Unsure of your feelings . Often known as a confusing , bipolar human being that makes others feel unwanted at times and so wanted at other times .
Susan: he hasn't even texted me back since last night
Karen: wtf why hasn't he?
Susan: I don't know he's just so disconcerting
Karen: wtf why hasn't he?
Susan: I don't know he's just so disconcerting
disconcerting by rainbowkittylove March 29, 2017
disconnectivity
The ultimate lure of electronic toys, is to simply not care about them anymore! I got this new word from the Monday, Jan 25, 2010 "Cathy" newspaper comic strip, where her husband says "Financial tools...organizational tools...networking tools...writing tools...scheduling tools.." and "With my new phone, the clutter of our lives is finally getting under control!" and Cathy says,"You've had your new phone for a week. How is the clutter more under control?", and he says" I don't care about it anymore." and Cathy thinks in a thought baloon, "Ah...the ultimate lure: disconnectivity."
He was so electronically and technically advanced, that he tired of it all, and embraced disconnectivity.
disconnectivity by Techrex January 26, 2010
Cultural disconnection
When people assume their way of doing things goes-without-saying, like that Christmas is necessarily in December (or in January) or that everyone celebrates Christmas, and which assumption, in-turn, leads to social isolation.
-- So glad you could finally come to our party this year.
-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.
-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?
-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.
-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.
-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?
-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.
-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
Cultural disconnection by sukadog April 9, 2011
disconnectiak
i disconnectiakted it because it started screeching
disconnectiak by vbinvivnny January 27, 2023
Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder
When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.
Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018