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when you through cd at someone you hate
o shit homie you discing that motherfucker
discing by Master_Batter April 11, 2008
the act of sucking male genitalia so hard that semen is produced by sheer force rather than ejaculation
dude #1: Dude me and becky tired discing last night
dude #2: Yo thats crazy did it hurt?
dude #1: Yea, like hell!
discing by astridsosilly March 14, 2024
the act of moving your tongue around another man’s balls
Kody likes to hang out in the woods and find random men to do discing to.
Discing by Jamesmcbeans September 27, 2025

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

self-dissing 

When a Loser disses himself
U got Swag
No, Im white

Ah u just dissed urself
SELF-DISSING
self-dissing by NKTE November 16, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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