dirty helmet 

A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.

Keith asked his male lover to clean his 'dirty helmet' with his mouth.

dirty helmet by JBFP May 28, 2008

Dirty War Helmet 

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

Dirty War Helmet by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

dirty army helmet 

When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet

Jon ended up with a dirty army helmet when Jen reminded him she wasnt into anal

dirty army helmet by Too2short April 30, 2016

Dirty Emperor's Helmet 

The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.

When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,

Dirty Emperor's Helmet by Murph Dawg April 28, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008