A sexy daddy with a fat cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s hates his ex and a lot of life plans. He’s never over 6 feet but aye you can’t have everything.
by Straightsavage11 April 24, 2020
A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'
I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'
by Hesnotasaffa March 3, 2021
A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.
by Porn Hub Producer April 24, 2020
When a man thinks he drafted the most amazing fantasy football team and then wakes up the next morning and realizes his team is total trash and the odds of him even making the playoffs will absolutely impossible - Better luck next year dude!
Rookie of the year? Nah... "Dirty Andre"
by Carl King September 9, 2017
Short guy who knows how to fuck a bitch correctly. Packs easily a 10 inch and radiates big dick energy.
by nigjew69420 April 26, 2020
A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.
by Sassystonergirlxo April 16, 2020
A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass
by JiggabooJake April 5, 2020