Dirtbagging 

Being at a certain point of desperation where you'll reach over to another table and help yourself to the unfinished drink of someone who's left the lounge. Common practice of stressed-out folks about to head into a sales call, going through divorce, or just want to put the "seed" in "seedy", and need that extra drink. Usually practiced after one has had a couple of drinks (to, ya know, establish that you "belong" in the establishment), and desperately reaches for some abandoned beverage in a knee-jerk, fuck-all gesture.

"Dude--drinking that beer that guy left is pretty dirtbag."

"You wanna go get drinks later--maybe a bit of dirtbagging?"

Dirtbagging by Skip Bloody Rotter June 10, 2009

dirtbagging 

Like teabagging, but when the teabagger has feces on his scrote.

Rob has been dirtbagging every passed out guy at the party.

dirtbagging by spizzike June 23, 2012

dirtbagging 

Dirtbagging. verb. To attend and event or establishment with the general wardrobe, demeanor, attitude and behavior of a typical dirtbag.

Standard dirtbag attire includes: wifebeaters, flannel shirts, old 1980s rock band t-shirts, cut-off jean shorts or ripped pants.

Guy 1: Man, we so dirtbagged that fancy restaurant last night!
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, everyone was wondering why the fuck we were there. We got super hammered on the the cheapest beer they had, too!
Guy 2: dirtbagging is so awesome.

dirtbagging by Royal_flush13 June 4, 2010

Dirtbagging 

Prior to Teabagging, the person performing the teabagging pulls his scrotum between his legs and wipes it across his anus.

Pers1: I'm so gonna teabag Mike!
Pers2: No man, I heard of this thing called dirtbagging on the internet, let me show you how it's done.

Dirtbagging by Fineilltrythisone February 22, 2011

dirtbagging 

To quite literally, shovel shit down someones throat, whether they like it or not. They dont stand a chance if you're a dirt bagger, they wont stop till you've either A. Passed out from the smell, or B. Urinated yourself from the fear of what they might do. Dirtbagging occasionally includes a spade and hand cuffs, though it doesnt have to.

Hey dude, what are you doin with that..
OH MY GO-MMPF

dirtbagging by newbornveteran December 3, 2004

Dirtbagging 

A verb synonymous with raw dogging. It’s dirty, outdoor fornication.

“I heard bro climbed to the top of a mountain and started dirtbagging the fuck out of his girl!”

Dirtbagging by KingNTJ February 2, 2022

dirtdicking 

The act of getting so drunk or high that one's figurative "dick" gets knocked in the figurative "dirt."

Making a grave mistake that results in a figurative loss of one's status, dignity, or respect.

"He was so drunk last night that he ended up dirtdicking his own birthday party by passing out before the cake was even served."

"I can't believe I lost that job over something so stupid. I really dirtdicked that one."

"I was really nervous about my job interview, but I ended up dirtdicking it by showing up late and forgetting my resume."

dirtdicking by McRadioface May 5, 2023