dirtstache 

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.

Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

dirtstache by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007

dustache

a faint, almost imperceptible moustache usually found on adolescent boys and some women

dustache by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Destache 

To remove mustache or facial hair

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James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.

Destache by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

dustache by John March 6, 2003

dickstache 

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

dickstache by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

dorkstache 

the kind of fuzzy dorky moustache frequently found on prepubescent dorks

wow that's the most impressive dorkstache i've ever seen !

dorkstache by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010

Dickstache 

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

Dickstache by Mochicho February 10, 2009