dithering 

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

dithering by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Diftherya 

Dif-TEE-ria (n)1. Mexican, Travels a lot, Alchemist, father of 2, Illistyl and Shogo, stripped of his duty of being a father. Burnt alive, yet despite being in flames pulled someone else from the wreck of a exploding car. Still looking to his children to this day. resilliant, stubborn. Desires to become a smith. 2. Undead Priest (f. Horde), spec. Shadow.

Diftherya misses his children

Diftherya by Potrillo February 20, 2020

Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

explosive diaheria 

A shot gun like explotion of anal juice/fluid coming out at high speeds straight to the wall and your pants. Also your mother will kick your ass for doing this.

Shazam look he flew out of the toilet like he just had explosive diaheria and it went threw my pants and my face and my wall and your mom and your dad and posibly that retard down the street.

explosive diaheria by The Dike and the Gay Pirate from the 90's December 12, 2008

Diphtheria 

An awful disease that causes the person affected by it to have trouble reading and often inhibits their ability to learn.

Dylan: Wow, man, did you hear Jeff has diphtheria?
Joey: Shit, that's tough. How's he gonna get through school?
Dylan: I don't know, man.
Dani: Let's just all be thankful he doesn't have dyslexia.

Diphtheria by Web MD Bitch June 10, 2011

diptheoria 

This is a condition that occurs when people have bogus theories on how something is and how something came to be.

June thinks eating semen makes her have magical powers, that is because she has diptheoria.

diptheoria by Nick's Fix February 17, 2008

dithering prat 

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

dithering prat by nourmarie August 5, 2007