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Dinger Danger

To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.

While massaging your mayo containers.

Dinker Donger 

Your dick, specifically a small or plump one.
John Cena's dinker donger got lost in the Vietnam War
Dinker Donger by Poop NudeSafety January 28, 2006

dinker donger 

well that is true but also a dinker donger is a dick dick that has been slapped by toph
toph slapped my dinker donger yesterday so i fucking jizzed
dinker donger by bill parcells November 26, 2006

hum dinger dinger 

When a moment in time reaches an awkard silence and is used to break the silence; a random outburst
While working on his homework in the quiet classroom, the student proclaimed "HUM DINGER DINGER" because of the annoying silence

Chinese dinger trap 

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap
Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

Boom-Dinger

Having an erection lasting for more than four hours.
I had an erection from 1 to 5 it was a Boom-Dinger
Boom-Dinger by DUHHH-HIIIIIRK July 13, 2012