A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.
"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".
by doubleshiny June 10, 2005
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Phrase commonly used in online RPGs to signifiy gaining one level of experience.
<gain enough xp to level up>
You: ding!
p1: grats
p2: gratz
p3: wo0t!
p4: WTG!!!!11
p5: wtg
p6: woot

pronunciation: ding (as the word is)
by Stimar February 25, 2003
A way of describing the town of Reading, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom.
"Mate, we need to get down the Ding for a smash up"
by The Cantoons October 12, 2007
A term used in MMORPGs to signify the achievement of a new level of experience of one's character. This term was defined in the smash hit EverQuest, as the sound generated upon gaining a level sounded as a bell.

The concept trickled down to other MMO's as well, but few actually know the true origin of the word.
Me: Ding 60 8)
Other: Gratz. (congratulations)
Other2: w00t gratz.
Other3: Noice gratz.
Me: ty 8)
by Treeshrew September 12, 2005
A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.
Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.
by Tom LaBelle February 07, 2005
an exclamation that means "that's what she said," which is used to bring to attention sexual innuendo in a seemingly innocent statement. Most used in school and work settings where "that's what she said" would be conspicuous and inappropriate.
guy #1: It didn't work, it was too big and didn't fit.

guy #2: Ding.
by epicurean April 14, 2009
Another word used in terms of CHAV.
it is relevant to the high pitched tone of their voice.
Alan: no we will get stabbed by dings!
by Gerrrr September 29, 2009
1) Only a small dent.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.
Joe: I wonder after that night I hit Richard in the head in the Bar.
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)
by skydog70 February 20, 2011

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