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Dendrophile 

Someone who loves trees or forests, basically nature.
I m dendrophile, i like trees and forests (nature).
Dendrophile by mannybakshi August 26, 2016

Dinophile 

A degenerate heathen who fancies dinosaurs, most often in a sexual or perverse nature.

The earliest known use of the term dinophile was in an online Facebook Group call Christians Against Dinosaurs in September 2013. Later on in early 2014 Christians Against Dinosaurs also known as CAD went viral and was covered by numerous news websites. Since then dinophile has been commonly used in various paleontology and Christian related online forums and social media groups to describe people who are sexually aroused by the concepts of dinosaurs.
Did you hear Rob locked himself in his room for a week long meth binge again? The entire time that filthy dinophile was watching Jurassic Park porn parodies. That guy seriously needs help.
Dinophile by Dr_Chauncey_Siemens September 30, 2016

Dinophile 

One who possesses a strange, extreme fondness for dinosaurs.
Much like that person you knew who was creepily obsessed with horses, the Dinophile displays similar characteristics.
Although they may hide their affliction, it's the only thing that keeps them going.

Many Christians consider this a sin due to the non-creationist aspect of it.
George: "I'm off to the gym."
Dave: "I love dinosaurs".
Cris: "We know, you dinophile".

Jack: "Dinosaurs are lame"
Nick: "Don't let the dinophile hear you say that!"

Liam: "What should we get him for his birthday?"
Amy: "Isn't it obvious? He's a dinophile"
Alicia: "Yeah get him anything with a dinosaur on it"
Dinophile by Crustina April 17, 2016

Daneophile 

A non Danish person who has developed an unhealthy obsession with the Danish people. Typically male, these creatures need to be kept away from the foreign exchange students at all costs. Is also known to frequent chat rooms and anywhere else Danes may be present. Will often impress at first with basic knowledge of Denmark throwing words out like smørrebrød, knowledge of some Danish footballers like Peter Schmeichel, Brian and Micheal Laudrup, some Danish bands like Mew and Nephew... But beware, once the Daneophile grabs your attention you will have a hard time escaping their clutches. To be avoided at all costs.
Poor Sandra, she had everything going alright in her life till she met that Daneophile over the internet. Now, no matter what she does or where she goes he finds a way to track her down. She had no choice but to put a double barreled shotgun to his head. The judge went easy on her since she had once been smothered by a danophile herself back in the day. All was good for Sandra again. Yay.

Dinophile 

•A person who suffers from the uncontrollable urge to engage in sexual fantasies involving dinosaurs
•Someone who defends the position that dinosaurs actually existed
•An atheist
That atheist dinophile Jim always wants to talk about dinosaurs in a perverted fashion.
Dinophile by Cadministration April 27, 2016

Dendrophile 

A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.
I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.
Dendrophile by Macabre Meagan June 14, 2006