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a frozen turd used as a masterbatory device.
Walter broke up with Kallie when he found the dildoo in her freezer.
by Turdfucker. April 18, 2011

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Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.
by liberty bell123 May 07, 2008

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one who's head contains a vaste supply of air. a waste of human matter. a worthless soul.
The guy who rejected my first definition of dildoo is a dildoo.
by jLOUD July 26, 2006

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