dildoo

a frozen turd used as a masterbatory device.

Walter broke up with Kallie when he found the dildoo in her freezer.

by Turdfucker. May 9, 2011

dildoo

one who's head contains a vaste supply of air. a waste of human matter. a worthless soul.

The guy who rejected my first definition of dildoo is a dildoo.

by jLOUD July 26, 2006

DILDOO

Dad I'd Like to Do Over & Over

Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.

by liberty bell123 May 7, 2008