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1.
a frozen turd used as a masterbatory device.
Walter broke up with Kallie when he found the dildoo in her freezer.
by Turdfucker. April 18, 2011
 
2.
Dad I'd Like to Do Over & Over
Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.
by liberty bell123 May 07, 2008
 
3.
one who's head contains a vaste supply of air. a waste of human matter. a worthless soul.
The guy who rejected my first definition of dildoo is a dildoo.
by jLOUD July 26, 2006