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dildosicle 

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.
dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.
Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildon't 

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

dildoist 

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.
Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.
dildoist by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.
Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.
dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008