dickfart 

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

Dickfart 

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

Dickfart by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018

dickfart 

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.

I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?

dickfart by hinder90 February 23, 2010

Dikfast 

A word referring to the meal between dinner and breakfast, or a combination of dinner and breakfast. (Such as brunch, linner, etc.)

"Ooh, I think I'm going to have some eggs and steak for dikfast!"

Dikfast by Alison February 20, 2005

dickfart 

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..

" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"

dickfart by Cuntessa August 30, 2008

disfartening 

When your fart so very disappointing.

My stomach was rumbling so bad but only a squeak escaped. Very disfartening.

disfartening by T. W. Marks November 24, 2018

dickfart 

The result of inserting a straw into your urethera and inflating your bladder with air in order to expel it in a man kweef of utter devastation. Best applied at close range and post coitus.

Dude, it's called a dickfart. It's kind of self explanitory.

dickfart by BJ Giacco December 14, 2007