Top Definition
A seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of shit splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain. Usually you wonder whether or not the fart should be executed or not because it has to be somewhat forced out.
I had a diafart so bad last night I had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater's bathroom.
by davey160195 May 23, 2010

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