Someone who is attached to these social network sites like it's their fuckin umbilical cord. They have a ton of "freinds" on their pages they've never met or talked to. They put retarded posts up from their phone. They join groups like "fist pumping" or "Jersey Shore" and generally make you want to restart the eugenics program. They belong to at least two of the big three social networking sites. They are generally fake as fuck, because they think their lives are in these sites. A digi-hoe is usually an all around hoe. Both digitally and in real life.
You have 1280 friends on facebook which makes you possibly the greatest digi-hoe to ever walk god's green earth. None of those people are your friends. I know you, you have no friends.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.