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diddy watch 

v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".
Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!
diddy watch by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005

diddy wah diddy 

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.
(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.
diddy wah diddy by cornholio October 11, 2003

diddy washer 

someone who washes his mums tits
hey ya beast ur a diddy washer
diddy washer by Chris Toal March 30, 2004

P diddy ward 

A ginger traveler, usually called Dylan sometimes grooms children
Oh look there’s p diddy ward getting arrested by the gaurds for being a groomer
P diddy ward by Yupbro March 18, 2024

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. 

The start of a horrible song.
Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,