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Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.
Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

dicksmack 

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.
dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickwrecked 

When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.
Girl: Steve dickwrecked me last weekend and now I can't get off with Bob.
dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012
A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.
Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...
Dickwank by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

dickback 

A mix of a darty and a kickback; i.e. a chill party but during the day. A dickback includes drinking, but no one is necessarily drunk.
Hey man, are you going to Steve's on Saturday? It's supposed to be wild.

Idk, I heard it's more of a dickback, but it should be chill.