It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.
Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation
by PNAKOAO January 17, 2016
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Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.
(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006
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1.) An individual with Political delusions of godhood and an aptitude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) A President(usually but not necessarily male) with a penis resembling an over grown Idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . To: Rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. All persons who fill the description of "Yes Men" "Rah Rah" boys/girls or Latas (former word donated by W.S. Burroughs). Also, pore,pour,poor people, Who have not the intestinal fortitude to "get the f' out and vote", for an honest "Human Peoples" president.

3.) An over grown Idaho Russet Spud, used occasionally in lesbian or homosexual sex rituals. Usually, these are washed, sliced, JoJo fried and fed to Politicians as retribution. See: Dicktator1&2
1.) Momma, dat man has a Dicktaters tastes fo sho', you see what he done to them Arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) "and then the bastard split me open like a woods beaver in loggin' season him with a Dicktater the size of an elephant tool."

3.) Individuals like the Bushes, Huseins, Bin Laudins, Pol Pots, Markos, Muselinis, Francos, Hitlers, and Gengis Khans, are all Dicktaters.
by Thomas B. Perry November 4, 2004
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A Dicktator is a penis shaped potato. usually this potato is abnormally long and resembles the male anatomy.
Haha look at that potato!! it looks like a dick
yeah i know its a Dicktator
by Openyourminthole March 10, 2012
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To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.
I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!
by theopressed22 July 20, 2009
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A cruel but especially retarded politician who rules a country by iron hand.
Stalin was a real paranoid dicktator, cause he was killing his own people in gulags, and he largely contributed to the fear and hate of fucking communism since the Cold war.
by Paul Fougères June 17, 2007
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A cruel but extremely lame politician who rules a nation by iron hand.
Joseph Stalin is a perfect example of dicktator, cause he slaughtered his own people, and he largely contributed to the fear and hate of communism since.
by Paul Fougères June 23, 2007
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