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A gay sex postion. 4 men are needed. 1 volentary man gets 2 cocks shoved into him. One in the mouth and the other up the ass. The fourth man sucks the first mans cock; total pleasure...
Gay 1: Wow man that russet last night was fun!
Gay 2: My ass hurts real bad...
Gay 1: You do give good bj's though
Gay 2: Tonight im going to do the sucking
russet by russetbradbury December 11, 2007
A large foul smelling Jew who creeps on your business.

Russets are also known to try to identify other Jews, in an attempt to make friends (Idahos)
Oh my god! This room smells like russets!

That russet just asked if I was jewish!
Russet by kayjak29 March 21, 2009

Russet Potatoes 

When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)

Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)

Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)

Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)

Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)

Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Russet Potatoes by jimbo99 December 12, 2009

russet resperator 

"refering to russet potatos" when your friend is passed out, lay your nut sack over his nose and mouth to represtent a resperator
Be sure to get a picture or two!!
From the stain on your face it looks like you suffered a russet resperator
russet resperator by Cory G. November 15, 2007

twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
twice baked russet by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

dirty russet 

a steak served raw with doody paste
Mom: what would you like for dinner?
Me: Cook me a dirty russet
dirty russet by dirtyrusset May 28, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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