Thrift store dick 

When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.

Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?

KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick

Thrift store dick by dk1997 January 11, 2018

thrift store dick 

When a guy likes to sleep around with anything and everything that moves. AKA a dick that's been hopped on too many times..

"So did you hear that Hayden slept with Varland?"
"Yeah, OMG! He's such a thrift store dick."

thrift store dick by kgmw May 12, 2018

Stor Pik (Big dick) 

A word commonly used by Majd's. The word is used as a compliment for boosting self asteem while playing games. The words Antonym is "Lille pik" (Small dick) , which means the opposite.

Guy: I just headshotted that guy

Majd: Stor pik (Big dick)

Guy: Gets horny

2nd Guy: Gets horny as well

Stor Pik (Big dick) by Maidj January 15, 2021

Dickstorm

The sudden appearance of a large quantity of dicks.

I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.

Dickstorm by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012

Dicktory 

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.

John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.

Dicktory by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

Dickstorm

noun: A large quantity of dicks.

I was looking at the missed connections section of craigslist last night because it makes me feel better about myself and all of the pictures loaded at once. Man, it was a real Dickstorm!

Dickstorm by T-Bone5682 November 5, 2012

dicktory 

When you have a mind blowing orgasm after getting dicked down

Did you hear about Emily’s dicktory last weekend?

dicktory by melvinacalvin11 October 6, 2019